Sorry for Making Things Weird

From Dave Tarnowski, creator of the beloved @DisappointingAffirmations Instagram account with millions of followers, comes a hilarious collection of brutally honest affirmations. This second book celebrates life's inevitable letdowns—from awkward family dinners to workplace disasters to the general chaos of human relationships. Packed with witty, realistic affirmations that acknowledge failure as a constant companion, it's the perfect gift for anyone tired of toxic positivity. Organised for easy browsing, this collection features brand-new affirmations alongside fan favourites and previously unpublished gems. Because sometimes the most comforting thing is knowing you're not alone in your disappointment.